Published in The Neapolitan Online

Valerie Jarrett, the Senior Advisor to President Obama, is thought to be the source of the leak behind Hillary Clinton’s email scandal. But, if you haven’t heard much about her until now, you might easily confuse her with another Valerie. To prevent any faux pas, we’ve compiled this handy guide to help you keep your Valeries straight:

And don’t be afraid to carry this table with you, because Valeries come up at all sorts of parties, both cocktail and Democratic.